Living in Nayya Pakistan

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In a series of events, recently two messages have been conveyed to the people living in Nayya Pakistan.

Sui Southern Gas Company (SSGP) and Sui Northern Gas Pipelines (SNGP) have increased gas prices by 186 per cent for the poorest categories of commercial and domestic users whereas rates for other sectors have been increased between 27-31 per cent on the plea that they were losing Rs230 on each unit of gas. According to estimates there exist now three slabs, one is up to 286 units for which payment is to be made around Rs 3500/-, than 287-374 units for which payment is to be made around Rs 11000/- and then above 375 units for which payment is to be made around Rs 25000/-. So these are like bombs on the people of Pakistan not coming from its borders but from Islamabad.

In another message Government has indicated for getting loan from IMF in addition to what they are getting from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE and China. Earlier Pakistan had denied to approach IMF in the matter in any case. According to Moody’s a rating agency, Pakistan needs $12 billion to meet its external financing needs till June 2019.

This is how after 73 years of birth as a Pakistani we are still moving with no direction. This is what Socrates said 2500 years back that don’t try to find your destination like asking some blind man to find black cat in total darkness. But we are consistent in doing this.

Today the victims of this style are the 95% population of this country with no bread, no treatment, no education, no security of life and threats from different agencies.

On one side the institutions are standing. On the other hand theocrats or Moulvis are standing with their fatwa’s and terrorists and finally politicians are standing with their corruption.

This has created a country with immense corruption with no direction. Everybody is involved in this with words on their lips that God may forgive them for this. This is how we all pray. Centuries ago someone had said “God! Make me honest and pious but not today”. This is how we have built our society with the same “dua” on daily basis.

Everyone in Pakistan just blame US, India, Europe and Israel for their miseries. But whether we have thought that why they are dominating us. With their technology and research they are far ahead of us.

People sitting at the helm of affairs in Pakistan have no vision. While settling programs for future of working class they start like this.

The population of this country is 200 million, 60 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work? Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government, leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with law and order situation. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work? 10.8 million People work for state and city Governments. That leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.This is how our government designs its policies to resolve the matter of unemployment.

But we should not forget that in fact Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs. Men who run in front of car get tired. Men who run behind car get exhausted. Man with one chopstick goes hungry. Man who drives like Hell, bound to get there. Men who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Crowded elevators smell different to midget. This is how our governments have lived since inception of this country.

Most of the time our leaders have proved to be a taxi driver. In this regard a taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!” The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.”

In valuing time we act like an Employee whose Manager asked him: “This is the third time you’ve been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? “Employee replied: “That it’s only Wednesday and still three days are there.”

This is how our mental status is. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup. “No.” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug to on the lights. Than he asked the visitor do you want a room with or without a view?”

About our police we always act like this as they deserve for that! Somebody knocks on door: – Who is there? – Police? – What do you want? – We want to talk. – How many of you are there? – Two. – So talk with each other.

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others change their principles for the sake of their party. And Some Kill Principles for the Sake of Zardari.Well Done Mr. Gillani, Mr Raza Rabbani, Mr Kaira and Mr. Aitzaz for doing this.

Now coming to PML N once Nawaz Sharif asked Shahbaz Sharif that how we can finish poverty. Shahbaz said! First take Nihari than drink Lassi and then wait. What than Nawaz asked? Than take a pencil and paper, write poverty on it and rub it with some rubber, than again write poverty and again rub it with. This is how we can finish poverty

On another occasion Nawaz Sharif told his brother Shahbaz Sharif to become PM as with current issues he is not willing to become PM. At this Shahbaz Sharif said Sir! You have got the mandate with sign of Lion (Sher). So don’t worry I am with you! Sher Bano Sher.

Now going for PTI, Imran Khan always come up with dashing ideas like for energy problem he once asked that all men and women of Pakistan fond of increasing population should stop and focus on creating electricity now.

In another occasion when someone saw a mosquito with Dengi coming to him to suck his blood he cried that go away, if you are so fond of sucking human blood than become Finance Minister of Pakistan.

While addressing a class of students he once asked that how we can create an Islamic Republic of Pakistan and if someone gave the rights answer than he would get 25 marks. Ten minutes passed and no reply came. At this Imran said fine you all have passed and have got 25 marks.

In a speech to his party members he said “Try to contest elections with full efforts otherwise you can lose your wives and then media can throw salt on your bleeding wounds”

This is all but nothing, but living like, in a Nayya Pakistan.

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